"Don't come here when they are slammed. They short you on the pre-measured scoops to stretch product and get you through the line faster."
"Wifi here is terrible. Don't expect to flop over to their connection to save on your cell bandwidth because it doesn't even connect, let alone give you a chance to do anything."
"Avoid the little kid, Kevin, that is running the register. No social or professional skills. Listening is not skill taught during training."
"Sit during plays. Get up in between. People that get up in during plays are rude. Don't be those people."
"I didn't realize that Auburn, MI was a private residence. NOPE!"
"The biscuits and gravy on the breakfast buffet tastes like sausage flavored paper mache."