"$3.50 mimosas and bloody Mary's at brunch!"
"Open for breakfast at 9:30a on Sundays!"
"Take your flip flops off on the beach. The sand is very soggy, you'll lose a shoe!"
"Have a Safeway club card? You can use the rewards at the pump!"
"Wifi Password is "Perfectiontire2""
"Looking for Nüb or Gurkha? Not here!"