"This place is fantastic. The guys do a great job while you stay in the car. Give them a $10 tip and they make your car look amazing"
"Vending machines in C are always broken, go to D"
"Vending machines in C suck, go to D!"
"Being a Nanny is great, watching the golfers on the hole behind me...a bummer. I want to golf now!"
"If your heater is barely working because it's so cold in Austin, lay under a blanket and stop complaining!"