"Good, but overpriced. You're paying for the vibe."
"If you're looking for the best gate in the world, this is D1."
"The cookies are delicious but they make you pay for a room too."
"Make sure to visit Gate A12 before you leave the airport."
"This is not where you go to set up an account, apparently."
"If your boarding pass doesn't have a group number on it, just assume you're in one of the last groups to board."