"Great food, terrible customer service. It should be common sense not to talk shit about your customers, especially if they're sitting right next to the cash wrap."
"Bad experience: bought a sandwich and the sheet of paper used to separate the meat slices was left in it."
"Bought a panini to go, and after eating half of it, I found an insect in it. The insect wasn't even on the edge, it was in the middle of the panini. Disgusting."
"Don't let her blow dry your hair after perming. It will straighten out, which defeats the point."