"Worst costumer service ever. Cunts."
"Campfires, s'mores, rope swinging into the river, bags, shot gunning beers, barefoot shenanigans, get ready for a good time!"
"Make an appointment with Hillary, she's great!"
"Get your spray tan done by Amy, she's my aunt and the best!"
"You're drunk :) get the breadsticks! NOM NOM."