"Monterey cheddar is known here by the female staff member as "da middle wan?""
"If you're in a group buying alcohol, make sure you ALL have ID on you"
"If you aren't sure of the sizes, medium is always a reasonable choice at Starbucks"
"Opposite a great cinema - Cineworld Fulham Broadway"
"The nicest part is between Lidl and Sainsburys, it's usually quieter"
"Ask for 'the works' and you'll get all the available salad options"