"Try the Bison Meat Loaf! It's even more amazing than it looks!"
"Check out the cats over nine months old for a cheaper adoption fee."
"Pushy wait staff disappeared after taking our order."
"You meet the most interesting people here, right across from the bus station. Bring change. Lots of it."
"I come here for the salad bar, bit they make great wraps, too!"
"The ribs here are great!"