"Great Tuna Salad sandwich! Try it with fries!"
"beware the grumbly bear if you awake her- we hold no liability for any casualties."
"Welcome to Shark waters. If you want the best of your White House experience, try to get involved within our college; RCC, Athletics, Honors Society or even the Debate team are all great choices. :)"
"Grab a blanket and a boom box! Sitting in the Quad is by far the best relaxer after a hard day"
"Don't be afraid to talk to the international guys, they are really good about sharing their smoke and even taking care of yours. Plus they're always there so you'll never have to smoke alone again."
"Be sure to order something from the early bird cafe sometime :)"