"Id actually eat something here if it didn't drink up the joint so bad. Seriously, I walk in the front door and lose my appetite."
"Its best to have clothes on during the tour. As it turns out, they frown on naked tours."
"The mayor is better looking than most mayors. Super hot actually."
"No breakfast... not a b&b. No hot tubs any more either. But still a good place."
"If you see Josh Hill, tell him his wife says "HI""