"Tell them it's your birthday and get pistachio ice cream."
"Fail. If you like service go elsewhere. If ur into working for ur beer then this is the place for you."
"Ramen nippon is the essence of my being...get the gyoza rice...soup, rice, gyoza...$8. The tofu salad is also excellent...topped with ginger slices."
"If ur into tofu get the tofu wok....much better then chicken...i think all it was, was fried breading."
"Chicken tortilla soup ftw."
"Heart attack roll...spicy tuna.avocado.japeleno...why is it a heart attack? I dunno but mmmm"