"Here's your tip, don't go here. Terrible service, even worse math on the bill. Give it six months until it goes out of business and then try the next place."
"get a Stella Artois for $6 and set it on the first balcony's ledge...watch the feds come down on you...SET NOTHING ON THE LEDGE!!!"
"come here after a long night o work for the tasty cuisine, perky coffee and great home-town service."
"order your beverage at the drive through...and do it like a pirate"
"gotta catch the pig race. those are some speedy swine!"
"Don't go here, whatever you do!!!"