"The Chicken is tremendous. How could you order anything else after seeing the rotisserie?"
"You all made Rufus Wainwright burp throughout his concert. Traveling singers: beware!"
"Debit card users will be asked to enter a PIN at the pump."
"Aquabeet: Krogsrad Aquavit and Oregon Beets. Ice Cream!!!"
"File Bankruptcy here! (that's not what I'm doing, but I would if I needed to!)"