"Nothing, $20 a drink is absurd. How do they justify the price? There's no view, it's near shitty Times Square. It's not the fifties anymore, get over yourself"
"SPF 4-8, reading The Islander and drinking English Breakfast"
"Winner of the Most Worthless Happy Hour in Manhattan!"
"FYI, they include a gratuity without informing you and then leave a gratuity line. Shameless. Besides that, comedy is always funny."