"Wow. This place is the Apple Store of sleep. More than just beds. For pillows and comforters, they're more like Build-A-Bear Workshop."
"Hmmm. Cylon, Wisconsin IS a small town. I keep seeing the same seven people over and over again."
"Stephanie, Starbucks called. Your venti soy cinnamon dolce latte is ready. Now scram."
"The Lemon Grass Ginger Martini should be renamed "Express Train to Happyland. ""
"Bring your ball gloves to play catch in the Great Hall!"