"Great gaming place. From retro NES to today's latest technology. No quarters required. Two tvs is twice the fun!"
"Ask for Stephen, great customer service here! And the waters free!"
"To do list. Hire Mongolians, then go to great wall china buffet."
"Benfuious say, everything is negotiable. Ask for manager."
"Don't ask the land owner for a loan. He isn't nice."
"Best breakfast tacos ever! Great after a night out. And eat outside when it's nice."