"This zoo is horrible! Went on a Saturday and more than half the concession stands are closed and ALL the rides and attractions cost extra. Axe yourself the time and money and don't go! SUCKS!"
"$20 will get you the full service lube!"
"Nice place if you like paying a lot for ugly junk."
"Beware of the dog! He bites!"
"Just when you think you've seen the trashiest people in the world, Walmart sets the bar even higher."