"Do NOT come here during school lunch hours. The place us infested with diminutive people."
"Give yourself a chocolately treat and have a mocha frappe."
"Try an iced zebra with five pumps. Chocolatey goodness!"
"Ask for a zebra with Dominican chocolate."
"The Memphis burger is AMAZING. Hate coleslaw and still loved it."
"If you like spicy food, then get a spicy chicken sandwich on wheat bun with pepper jack cheese."