"This hotel is fine for the price and the staff are lovely:"
"If there was a Guinness World Record for the slippiest bath tub then there is no doubt that this place would win. Seriously be careful!"
"Overly priced anything if you don't drink beer, and it's like being stuck in a random toilet cubicle of the Royal Albert hall."
"Really good chip shop style chips. Cheap too!"
"Watch out for the dodgy lift!"
"Instead of paying to go to the loo, pop into McDonalds at the top of the escalators!"