"Wait on Alan Williams he was the first manager of the beatles he comes in on the weekends buy him a pint!"
"We don't take bookings on small tables like 2s or 3s it's first come first served or we would be fully booked always pls don't give the staff a hard time over this"
"Get the wine on the ready"
"Don't bug me while I'm sleeping"
"Avoid entering between 7.30 and 8.30 as these are busiest times you may have to wait for a seat"