"Rude. For absolutely no reason."
"FYI, the chantelle with the stripes has been discontinued. If you need a size they don't have they'll still try to get it but probably won't be able to for much longer."
"There's this one pygmy goat with those tiny jangly things on his throat. The left one has a tiny bit of white on it. He's mostly black, with a white nose/ mouth and a TEENY bit of white on his forehea"
"Crispy shredded beef. Yakisoba. Yum."
"Go for the produce, go back for the cheap spices, fish, and mystery snack. The pink/white & green rice cake things on prepared dessert shelf are awesome."