"Lamb vindaloo with extra spice mmmmmm"
"Get the lamb chops.. They are to DIE for!"
"Don't eat at the in house Chinese restaurant.. Overpriced and meagre portions... Go to the three tuns Indian which is walking distance.. It's the complete opposite - massive portions great value"
"Great food and flavours and very reasonably priced... One nan per person is enough despite what the staff recommend"
"Just had a taxi driver knock my smartphone out of my hand and damaged on the car park floor.. Crack head lass who's taxi it was starts coming at me for being all aggressive about it... Scummers"