"Is being the major of Wendy's like being the smartest kid with down syndrome?"
"You are 2000 miles away from an ocean. Why bother ordering lobster? More important, why expect it to be good?"
"10% sales tax and flatirons mall. Oh boy! Ps not much else out here."
"An amazing guitar shop! Everyone is super nice, especially Rick. They have done amazing work for myself and family."
"You use foursquare too much if you check in at gas stations"
"Suburbia to the max!!! When you find anything to do here let me know..."