"Cold and gross. Go to dragon city. Cheaper and better. This place is the mcds of Chinese. Nasty."
"Only come here if you have time to kill. I watched 2 episodes of mythbusters before they called my name."
"Be ready to wait awhile. Everyone likes to take their sweet time pumping"
"Just got a free medium fry special or checking in. Get it soon."
"Don't waste your time. Expensive. Small. Only thing cool is the coke machine. And the hot sauces."
"I drive all the way from Tampa to come eat here. I absolutely love it. EXPAND TO TAMPA!!!!!!"