"Try the salsa! It's fantastic!"
"The pool is open for spramping all summer.."
"Make sure you come here in Memorial Day.. Things get REAL crazy!"
"Try the karaoke! It's REAL crazy"
"Stop down on Thursday night.. $1.50 wells and Rosie pours a mean drink.. She rocks!"
"Horrible place with bad service.. Bartenders were rude.. Walk down the street to.. Well anywhere else but here"