"They have a pool table!!!"
"If you get a wash and gas they give you the money back as cash and not money off of gas."
"Great lunch specials!! $5 for a ton of food."
"Worst hot dogs ever. They are chard and burnt and the cheese is like cheesewhiz but nasty. Good onion rings.."
"Fastest oil change this side of the Mason-Dixon line!!"
"6 bottles of wine and you get 10% off!!!"