"Beware the fruit flies..."
"Awful. The manager is rude to her colleagues and customers. Avoid at all costs!!"
"Lots of choice and excellent value for money unless you have a dairy allergy or are vegan."
"Cheap and cheerful! No, just kidding, it's just cheap."
"Weekday staff are really lovely."
"Avoid at all costs, shocking service. They try to add on service automatically. The staff were really shit!!"