"Whether it's a few No 2's, a frito chili pie or a 3-way, this place is the best!"
"One on one training that specializes in you're fitness!"
"Tennie McCarty's 6-day intensive will change your life!!"
"Try, just try, to keep the goats off your car!"
"Huge bill, average food. No way! 55 Euros for 5 Tapas, bread and two"
"Awesome hotel, but terrible Internet."