"You can paint a turd, but it's still a turd. No matter how much they try to upscale this place, it's still trash."
"Beware of douchebags that jump ahead of you in order to snap a picture with the bull when you've clearly been waiting longer."
"Nice place. Don't know why it gets so much heat. Service and cleanliness is good. Rooms are tiny, but does that really matter unless you plan on spending your entire trip/vacation indoors?"