"Moe Monday! $6 burrito, chips and a drink! Burrito Bowl is a great tortilla-free alternative."
"Rooms are much nicer on the inside than what you would believe from the outside. Walls are as thin as I was in my 20's."
"Award winning hospitality!"
"Splurge the 25cents and get the garlic and hummus."
"Shrimp and grits is always spectacular and super cheap. Best deal on the menu!"
"Get the ranch. You're welcome."