"The dogs outside all died, but Muggles is still here. RIP Tu-Spot, Dogbert, and Lupita."
". If you have an issue with the service, which I 100% did not, then talk to Dean. He is not the manager but he sincerely wants to know what people are so angry about. Jesus people."
"Never wear a hat sideways here or Ken makes fun of you the whole time out of jealousy"
"Don't mess with the emergency shut off switch"
"Muggles is an awesome dog but there are also dogs outside that are nice."