"Free wifi from RocknJoe, usable at good speed even on the platform! Network name: RocknJoe"
"correction: Cjay is known as Chris at Applebee's."
"Make sure you request Cjay or Saif for servers. Funny, polite, attentive, and accurate. Tip 'em nicely, say that Dan sent you!"
"The blonde lady at the ticket station almost always leaves her post early. Though closing is at 12:30, expect her gone by 11:45."
"The Newark-bound train is almost always 2 minutes early or late; it comes on time maybe 1/4 of all days, so be flexible."
"If you're running up to the train and it's at the platform, yell up the stairs for them to hold it. The conductors are generally willing to hold it for up to about 20 seconds if they hear you."