"Guru Sticks and the Purple Rain Burger. Can't go wrong!"
"Always a decent beer selection."
"It's nice to get seated in an almost empty restaurant for 15 minutes and nobody even comes to take your drink order. At least the waitstaff cleaned an empty table rather than helping us. #bravo"
"Everything is great here and the people are friendly."
"Watch out for Pepper, she's deadly... Cute!"