"Ya know what.. For$3, the bloody Mary's are ok."
"Amazing beer selection. All their beers listed on an electronic menu make it easy to find a beer or five you'll like!"
"Excellent beer selection"
"Ladies, make sure you hold onto the door while you're on the toilet, or people will walk in. Fix the latch!"
"Great beer list with tons of unique options. Changes frequently and keeps our visits exciting!"