"Here at work with @db21 and @darkchyld352, but needing to be home for FSU & Clemson! #nolenationstandup"
"Show up unannounced and possibly get shot!"
"Please don't hesitate to call first because we might NOT be home! #wifekeepsafullclipclose"
"Problems! No problem! Ask for the manager,David Coffin,and you'll have a remarkable time! #priceless"
"Please remember to remain calm even if you're in pain. It's just a hospital for goodness sake! #Meech"
"Just can't wait to be KING!"