darold salazar

"Motha frikken Dilley bars!!!!!"

"A McDonalds is a McDonalds I always say, but this McDonalds in particular is super extra McDonalds. The lettuce is great."

"Soda machines kick buttocks! Chili has always been my personal favorite."

"Turkey burger is dooooosh!"

"Holy dang! Everything in the place rawks! Mariachi and Morales tacos are the best! No seriously. They're super awesome. Gosh daarn!!!!"

"I eat everything except the plates and cups and silverware and tortilla and chicken and salsa and guacamole and cheese and chips and soda... I eat the fajita, its great."