"Bring extra cash, cause everything costs extra."
"Don't let the room rates fool you, *everything* costs extra: parking, breakfast, refrigerator, WiFi, newspaper. All the things most other hotels include no extra charge. Oh, you do get a free cookie."
"Pad Thai, good basic dish. Add hot sauces to taste."
"Had the Pad Thai. Good basic Thai dish, ask for the sauces to add some "zip" to your taste."
"Check out the clearance aisle for bargains."