"The 17:15 to Camberley only has 4 carriages. Great planning by South West Trains. Welcome to the Sardine Express."
"Big queues, probably because of the 5p a litre discounts from Tesco."
"People leave their brains at home when they come here. Leave the kids in the car, keep to the walk-ways, reverse into the parking spaces, and don't throw black bin-liners into the garden recycling."
"Branco is a fantastic dentist."
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· Staines-upon-Thames, 영국
"The Camberley Express zooms into London at the speed of a paraplegic tortoise. Get one of the two direct trains (i.e. no change at Ascot) and you're guaranteed a seat all the way."