"One of Wisconsin's oldest booming metropolises."
"Yep, officially the worst security line bottleneck anywhere!"
"You're right! It's just like every other gate!"
"The friendliest drop zone in the country, with the coolest experience around!"
"Ask for the Spicy Wisconsin Bloody Mary! It's a meal in a glass that will keep your metabolism running!"
"James is great. He can order pretty much anything you want!"