"Watching the Magic Pipers out in the courtyard was great, but the service was horrible. I was able to get 1 drink in 50 minutes."
"Damn this Gaelic Ale is amazing!"
"10% discount if you have tree bark on your shirt"
"Not quite sure why the vast majority of S Car fans are such a-holes, but prepare to be cussed at, spit at and even swung at like I was if you're wearing visitor colors."