"Everything about this place used to be perfect, until they canceled happy hour on foreign liquors."
"Going in your car? Good luck taking it out after shopping."
"If all Keells super get together, this one would be the posh one."
"Best place to crash after 11pm. If your drunk af, try the masala cheese kuththu. Makes you sober on the first bite, make you puke on thr last bite."
"Menu is bigger and taller than any of the food served."