"pay $0.26 for a cuppa, don't leave a top, buy one for. neighbor"
"Their fried chicken sliders constitute more than a seventh of my body mass. Happy, happy body mass."
"The exotica salsa and an extra two handfuls of chips make the already superb burritos perfect."
"Always amazing. Come here to shelter from sports events!"
"when they offer you a beer, say yes. duh"