"Smell like shit. Bathroom hasn't been cleaned since 1964."
"Great pizza...new dinner place every time we come to the cities."
"Buy the kids meal instead of a hot dog. You'll get the same hot dog, a bag of chips, and a pop for 50¢ more."
"I wouldn't go to this McDonald's if you don't need to. It is quicker to drive halfway across town to a different McDonald's."
"I wouldn't to this McDonalds unless you have at least an hour to spend. They're slow!"