"These guys make a great gin martini."
"These guys make a solid martini."
"This place is way overpriced for a climbing gym. 16 bucks just to boulder and am additional 4 if you need shoes. They probably charge for chalk too. Ripoff."
"the people that work here are a bunch of doucebags especially the ass with all the pierceings in his face."
"Always a fresh keg in the kegerator."