"Don't order the Crab Pot Lager. It's a shitty piss beer that is way more expensive than it should be. Imagine paying $20 for Natty Ice."
"There is a sewage treatment facility right behind the hotel. You can't smell it all the time, but when you can it's really really awful."
"Military discount Mondays 4-9pm. Buy one entree get 2nd half off!"
"Some of the best Biscuits & Gravy I've ever had. Worth the visit!"
"Clean up after yourself. There's a trash can and a buttcan RIGHT THERE, don't throw your shit on the deck."
"They try to close early so don't expect to be served at the last minute."