"Ask for the "lobster tail," or at least get the filling in something else, and the nougat is life-changing."
"Note to self: order the strawberry shortcake to go with the ice cream on the side, but go ahead and start eating before you go."
"Don't go anywhere else, and in fact if you have a choice of airports to stop through, this spot should motivate you."
"Buy a guitar. Then, sign up for lessons. It's been a great place to come back to each week."
"Don't leave your phone in the rental car."
"We hold these truths to be self evident, that not all margaritas are mixed equal... (don't do it)"