"Birds birds birds. But if you go not to check out the wildlife, please respect the majority of folks that are and be quiet and enjoy the surroundings peacefully."
"Mos. Quit. To. Repell. Ant."
"Bring some wipes. This is the dirtiest place for kids soccer evah"
"If you are ready to play better soccer, looking for a more competitive team, ready to train and work... This is the Anchorage soccer club you are looking for."