"Wifi password is their phone number"
"Wifi password is 'stickybun'"
"They don't give you unlimited side dishes. You get 10 to start and then you get to choose 3 more. And you can't choose the pancake one."
"Try the fish tacos. They're very good!"
"They don't take credit cards here; cash or debit only."
"There are English menus. You just have to ask for them."