"McChicken no mayo add pickles"
"What global warming? In 2000 scientist and politicians said "our kids would have no idea what snow is""
"Dairy Queen is a half mile walk away, if you have to, ask if you can unhook and bobtail over there to eat"
"If you are delivering, the "patio" is 6 feet off the ground."
"Feel at home, let God change your life."