"This guy had a blast at Mc D's"
"Walk in the door, look to the right. Fresh baked cookies, you're welcome."
"Southwest Airlines, where some people still think their Boarding Group and position # is their Assigned seat. #Merica"
"1. Buy any flavor Slush 2. add vodka 3. Enjoy"
"The new fries suck, bring back the old fries from my youth. Sea salt is stupid"
"Slurpees > icees or slush puppies"